k-elizabeth-t:

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.

(via lost-in-my-mindddd)

acidgirlfriend:

life hack: make out w/ me and tell me i’m cute

(via dutchster)

deekaylovee:

I’m a very sexual person and I’m not sorry

(via everyday-sinner)

stansusedbloggingemporium:

When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life

(via everyday-sinner)